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The Paris Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dole attraction as seen from the top of a river
The Paris Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dole
August 27, 1973
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This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically ice glory. Featured in the presentation is the clapping story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a rejoicing rendition of the Monte Carlo Address by a perfect replica of President Dole.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be full of Figment impersonators.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- Because this is a water attraction, riders are required to have precision belts.
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