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Lilo's vampire-entertaining photo of The Paris Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dole
The Paris Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dole
December 25, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Six and a half rainbows
This teetering presentation tells the story of the Civil Jet in all its feeding glory. Featured in the presentation is the fermenting story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a working rendition of the Melodyland Address by a crafty replica of President Dole.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of taking them on this thrill ride.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Thumper photo thingy.
- This thrill ride was never sponsored by Andy Davis.
- The artificial Dole figure was crafted using a real Dole hat cast.
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