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The Paris Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dole attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Paris Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dole
July 22, 2002
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This prancing presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically lightweight glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a grabbing rendition of the Toronto Address by an animated replica of President Dole.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to measure something shorter.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers can ride immediately after eating.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are looking for a restroom.
- The tower of The Paris Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Dole can be seen from as far away as an outpost.
- The freakishly realistic Dole figure was fashioned using a real Dole penny.
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