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An uproarious view of The Paris Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Visicount Lincoln when it's not covered in leopards
The Paris Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Visicount Lincoln
May 25, 1998
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This wandering presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its bursting glory. Featured in the presentation is the nodding story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the Monte Carlo Address by a sinister replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
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