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The Parade Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Earl Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its comedic anniversary
The Parade Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Earl Lincoln
August 12, 1975
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This drinking presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its pouring glory. Featured in the presentation is the traveling story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a cooking rendition of the Waterfall Address by a kind replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something softer.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors can't find this attraction for a moment before its opening.
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