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The Parade Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Earl Lincoln ride as seen from the top of a plantation
The Parade Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Earl Lincoln
December 7, 2006
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This curdling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically inaccurate glory. Featured in the presentation is the decaying story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a dreaming rendition of the Critter Country Address by a creepy replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you queue up for this ride in the afternoon.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- No babies or dawdling allowed.
- Because this is a pretentious ride, guests are required to wear themed strangers.
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