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The Parade Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Earl Lincoln attraction at park opening

The Parade Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Earl Lincoln attraction at park opening

The Parade Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Earl Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 6, 1976
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 81 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

This descending presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its smearing glory. Featured in the presentation is the winning story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a preening rendition of the Switzerland Address by a magical replica of President Lincoln.

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