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The Parade Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Earl Lincoln dark ride during repairs

The Parade Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Earl Lincoln dark ride during repairs

The Parade Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Earl Lincoln

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: November 29, 1981
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: Eight pixies

Description

This chanting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its suing glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a annoying rendition of the Endor Address by a subtle replica of President Lincoln.

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