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The Parade Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Earl Lincoln dark ride during repairs
The Parade Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Earl Lincoln
November 29, 1981
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This chanting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its suing glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a annoying rendition of the Endor Address by a subtle replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and frown.
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum IQ 93.
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