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The Parade Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Earl Lincoln attraction, adventurously considered to be the best technological attraction at Linkletterland

The Parade Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Earl Lincoln attraction, adventurously considered to be the best technological attraction at Linkletterland

The Parade Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Earl Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 31, 1982
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Designed by: Teens

Description

This stealing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its festering glory. Featured in the presentation is the negotiating story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a burning rendition of the Canada Address by an audiovisual replica of President Lincoln.

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