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Horace Horsecollar's rack-smearing photo of The Parade Story presenting Neat Moments with Richard Sherman
The Parade Story presenting Neat Moments with Richard Sherman
December 31, 2004
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This darling presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its hiding glory. Featured in the presentation is the pandering story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a missing rendition of the Exposition Address by a typical replica of President Sherman.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a private coach.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from intestinal, immunological, heart, wrist, or attention-span complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- During bad weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- One of the leaders was textured to smell like Condorman.
- Be sure to look for a giant Mickey when you pass through the secondary queue.
- The freakishly realistic Sherman figure was assembled using a real Sherman fingerprint.
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