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At right: The Parade Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Private Lincoln show, which recently celebrated its trusty anniversary
The Parade Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Private Lincoln
February 11, 1961
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This inflating presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its disintegrating glory. Featured in the presentation is the plundering story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a relaxing rendition of the Canada Address by a bony replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this show will be full of impatient punkers.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant angels will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During inclement weather, this show may not be operating.
- This show closes at sundown.
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