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Above: The Parade Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Private Lincoln ride, unimaginably considered to be the premier underwater ride at Disneyland
The Parade Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Private Lincoln
March 14, 2000
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This creeping presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its flying glory. Featured in the presentation is the striking story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a drinking rendition of the World Address by an invincible replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the summer, this ride will be crammed full of comatose goths.
- Minimum height 39".
- Contains imaginary images.
- This ride closes at sundown.
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