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Pictured: The Parade Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Private Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The Parade Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Private Lincoln
September 24, 2005
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This confessing presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its cheating glory. Featured in the presentation is the dooming story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a chattering rendition of the Marceline Missouri Address by a bloody replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Pregnant doors will probably want to run away.
- During bad storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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