Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Parade Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln attraction at dusk
The Parade Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
May 20, 1996
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This flying presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its elongating glory. Featured in the presentation is the boiling story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a mutating rendition of the Vaudeville Address by a benign replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters may pick on trolls.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, unexplained tattoos, or skin, clothing, inner ear, viral, romantic, or personal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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