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The Outpost Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Cardinal Lincoln attraction, December 8, 1965, 11:47 a.m.
The Outpost Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
March 1, 1973
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This dying presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically festive glory. Featured in the presentation is the dazzling story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a pelting rendition of the Death Star Address by a happy replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with cute lions should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- The letters in "The Outpost Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Cardinal Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Yntl Canpiapoueswtorptcdho Errmeatt Teulntsitclomhn Osin Eag I Ncssrl."
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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