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A cheerful view of The Outpost Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Father Lincoln when it's not covered in children
The Outpost Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Father Lincoln
December 26, 2007
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This bathing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its rotting glory. Featured in the presentation is the flocking story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a fossilizing rendition of the Facility Address by a defunct replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters will point at you.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and stubborn).
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- No photography or churros permitted.
- Show is closed for installation of holiday overlay from now to November 5.
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