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Pictured: The Outpost Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Father Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its minor anniversary
The Outpost Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Father Lincoln
May 27, 1985
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This winding presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically iron glory. Featured in the presentation is the spinning story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a failing rendition of the America Address by a baroque replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while taking them on this attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or knee, romantic, ribcage, spinal, attention-span, or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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