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The Outpost Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Father Lincoln attraction during construction
The Outpost Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Father Lincoln
January 18, 2014
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This running presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its weeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the continuing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a splashing rendition of the Hotel Address by a runaway replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to incoherent Dole impersonators.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from motion sickness, '80s haircuts, or hair, ankle, heart, lung, finger, or romantic problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains trademarked scenes that may be mildly disappointing.
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