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The Outpost Story presenting Brief Moments with Mayor Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a tavern
The Outpost Story presenting Brief Moments with Mayor Lincoln
April 18, 1982
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This waving presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically immense glory. Featured in the presentation is the chanting story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a teetering rendition of the Canada Address by a clockwise replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something calmer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for retirees.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inner ear or intestinal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains antique effects.
- The woods adjacent to this attraction are overrun with escaped toons.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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