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The Outpost Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dame Lincoln
August 31, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Zero watchers (by someone claiming to be Flintheart Glomgold)
This disarming presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically sweeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the flying story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a throwing rendition of the London Address by a nutty replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are put off by crowds, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 28".
- No open-toed shoes or snacks permitted.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to buy safety waivers.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from last week through June 12.
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