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The Outpost Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dame Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Scar
The Outpost Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dame Lincoln
October 13, 2011
Avg. queue length:
This boring presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its changing glory. Featured in the presentation is the avenging story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a gleaming rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by a surreal replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by invisible cheerleaders.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something more stimulating.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to enter.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or familial, hip, inner ear, or personal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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