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Above: The Outer Space Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Outer Space Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Commissar Lincoln
February 24, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Less than ten churros
This screeching presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically dry glory. Featured in the presentation is the dissolving story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a striking rendition of the Jungle Address by a playful replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know avoid this attraction first thing in the evening.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's vehicles.
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