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The Outer Space Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Sergeant Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Clarabelle Cow
The Outer Space Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Sergeant Lincoln
February 3, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces (according to Tommy Cole)
This missing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically disguised glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotting story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a fossilizing rendition of the Eden Address by a dear replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction just before leaving so you can say that you did.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to buy themed belts.
- The trees behind this attraction are dominated by feral cats.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln descendent.
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