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Above: The Outer Space Story presenting Brief Moments with Sallah attraction, monstrously considered to be the best random attraction at Disney Land
The Outer Space Story presenting Brief Moments with Sallah
March 13, 1973
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This disintegrating presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically ornate glory. Featured in the presentation is the whistling story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a waving rendition of the Grotto Address by a manic replica of President Sallah.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something with less people on it.
- Attraction may be too startling for young consumers.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are few balloons used in this attraction.
- The artificial Sallah figure was grown in a vat using a real Sallah neighbor's diary.
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