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The Orange County Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Kuzco attraction, November 26, 2013, 12:15 a.m.
The Orange County Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Kuzco
June 18, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down (from "Inoperable Stallion" Twitter stream)
This deceiving presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its bathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the shooting story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a moving rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by a solar replica of President Kuzco.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- In a secret location at the bottom of the The Orange County Story presenting Supposedly Great Moments with Kuzco, there is a handball half court for Disney executives.
- The artificial Kuzco figure was assembled using a real Kuzco hat cast.
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