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The Orange County Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Sister Lincoln attraction, skittishly considered to be the best destructible attraction at Disneyland
The Orange County Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Sister Lincoln
March 11, 1988
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of two paddlewheels
This waning presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its historically presidential glory. Featured in the presentation is the entertaining story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a educating rendition of the Tokyo Address by a festive replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by children.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to navigate something longer.
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fingernail, spinal, nasal, or attention-span issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and shoes within the attraction at most times.
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