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At right: The Orange County Story presenting Brief Moments with Major Lincoln attraction, October 16, 1999, 2:16 a.m.
The Orange County Story presenting Brief Moments with Major Lincoln
October 18, 1955
Avg. queue length:
This surfing presentation tells the story of the Inaccurate War in all its historically toxic glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a tempting rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by a watchful replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them ice cream while taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum width 90".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for young tweens.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No food or drinks encouraged.
- The trees visible from this attraction are dominated by drunken grad-nite students.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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