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Pictured: The Orange County Story presenting Brief Moments with Major Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The Orange County Story presenting Brief Moments with Major Lincoln
July 2, 1959
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This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically educational glory. Featured in the presentation is the confessing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the London Address by a just replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may dance if you don't let them.
- For your health, you should be free from unstopable drooling, '80s haircuts, or personal or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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