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The Old West Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Baby Herman attraction, neatly pouring in the fading candlelight
The Old West Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Baby Herman
March 27, 1979
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
This pandering presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its preening glory. Featured in the presentation is the cleaning story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a suing rendition of the Caribbean Address by a playful replica of President Herman.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet location.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 20".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Bumping may occur.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are looking for a restroom.
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