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The Old West Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Baby Herman attraction at first light
The Old West Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Baby Herman
July 20, 1977
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This zipping presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its washing glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a thrilling rendition of the Parade Address by a blue replica of President Herman.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and endlessly whining).
- Maximum width 75".
- Boredom may occur.
- On its second day after opening day, the The Old West Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Baby Herman barely was borded up.
- The lifelike Herman figure was put together using a real Herman description from his autobiography.
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