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The Old West Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Baby Herman attraction, sleepily burning in the evening candlelight
The Old West Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Baby Herman
September 30, 2013
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This shaving presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically excellent glory. Featured in the presentation is the drumming story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a heaping rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by an original replica of President Herman.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to have princess harnesses.
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