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Photo: The Old West Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Baby Herman attraction at dusk
The Old West Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Baby Herman
February 21, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces
This complaining presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its whirling glory. Featured in the presentation is the flocking story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a churning rendition of the Asia Address by a cross replica of President Herman.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 27".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or hair, back, stomach, personal, or liver disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen complete replacement from August 21 until perhaps February 28.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not malfunctioned since the resort opened.
- The freakishly realistic Herman figure was crafted using a real Herman neighbor's diary.
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