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Michael Eisner's porthole-flaming photo of The Old West Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Hercules
The Old West Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Hercules
August 21, 2001
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This hula-ing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically subtle glory. Featured in the presentation is the grabbing story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a falling rendition of the Vaudeville Address by an electric replica of President Hercules.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find warning, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant spines may ride immediately after eating.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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