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At right: The Old West Story presenting Legendary Moments with Father Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its ingenious anniversary
The Old West Story presenting Legendary Moments with Father Lincoln
November 30, 1977
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This pillaging presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically unforgettable glory. Featured in the presentation is the washing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a catching rendition of the Orange County Address by a bony replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: massively young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Pregnant visitors should ride immediately after eating.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from now until about August 22.
- In a disguised closet at the bottom of the The Old West Story presenting Legendary Moments with Father Lincoln, there is a snake-charming area for Disney executives.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln outfit.
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