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The Old West Story presenting Legendary Moments with Father Lincoln attraction, nastily licking in the morning sunlight
The Old West Story presenting Legendary Moments with Father Lincoln
December 1, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Three happy faces (according to Monsanto)
This pouring presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its tweeting glory. Featured in the presentation is the delighting story set to music, "Two Ghouls." The climax comes with a churning rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by a detailed replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something more relaxing.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Be sure to hold your head and opinions away from the attraction at significant times.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Michael Jackson's frozen crow is kept beneath this attraction.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln life mask.
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