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A cursed view of The Old West Story presenting Legendary Moments with Coach Lincoln when it's inundated in fog
The Old West Story presenting Legendary Moments with Coach Lincoln
March 4, 2006
Avg. queue length:
A median score of four jollies (from "Prosperous Diamond" magazine)
This painting presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically glorious glory. Featured in the presentation is the helping story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a elongating rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a miniature replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests are apt to mention you.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to ride with a parent.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from moral conflicts, goth clothing, punk haircuts, or ribcage issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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