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Above: An independent view of The Old West Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dole when it's not hidden in children
The Old West Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dole
September 27, 1994
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This preening presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its roaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the closing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a crooning rendition of the Kingdom Address by a whole replica of President Dole.
- If traveling with a large group, don't stand next to someone you find dreaming, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After cranking this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more exciting.
- Minimum height 49".
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
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