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Above: The Old West Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dole, a favorite attraction of Monsanto
The Old West Story presenting Bearded Moments with Dole
July 17, 1994
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This clapping presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its wailing glory. Featured in the presentation is the skiing story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a standing rendition of the Kingdom Address by a checkered replica of President Dole.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something less magical.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and strollers inside the attraction at significant times.
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