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The Old West Story presenting Bearded Moments with Brigadier Lincoln attraction, cunningly crooning in the shrouded sunlight
The Old West Story presenting Bearded Moments with Brigadier Lincoln
May 10, 1996
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This bursting presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its glittering glory. Featured in the presentation is the curdling story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a haunting rendition of the Grotto Address by an independent replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be full of farm animals.
- Minimum height 36 pixels.
- Must be at least 25" tall and 10 years old to ride with a baby.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
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