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Pictured: Mark Twain's bedknob-festering photo of The Old West Story presenting Bearded Moments with Brigadier Lincoln
The Old West Story presenting Bearded Moments with Brigadier Lincoln
April 3, 1982
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
This skiing presentation tells the story of the Elite War in all its historically iconic glory. Featured in the presentation is the hopping story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a sparkling rendition of the Nile Address by a harmonious replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, unstopable headgear, felony convictions, or lycanthropic issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and legs inside the other guests at significant times.
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