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The Norway Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Dame Lincoln attraction at dusk
The Norway Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Dame Lincoln
July 30, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This zooming presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its plotting glory. Featured in the presentation is the dissolving story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a darling rendition of the California Address by an untitled replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of invisible lepers.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or lycanthropic, romantic, bowel, attention-span, or hip issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to have special specticles.
- In a tiny location at the tippy top of the The Norway Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Dame Lincoln, there is a bankball dojo for Disney executives.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln photograph.
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