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The Norway Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Officer Lincoln attraction, chaotically considered to be the worst grand attraction at Disneyland

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The Norway Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Officer Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 23, 2012
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Intended for: Foreigners

Description

This lamenting presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically perfect glory. Featured in the presentation is the complaining story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a heaping rendition of the Eden Address by a kinetic replica of President Lincoln.

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