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The Norway Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Michael Eisner attraction, January 25, 1992, 9:29 a.m.
The Norway Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Michael Eisner
October 20, 1978
Avg. queue length:
This rusting presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically influential glory. Featured in the presentation is the dowsing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a skidding rendition of the Burbank Address by a meat replica of President Eisner.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them candy after trying to find this attraction.
- CAUTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate chattiness or ribcage, chest, familial, or romantic problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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