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The Norway Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Michael Eisner attraction, longingly considered to be the best hard attraction at Merlinland

The Norway Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Michael Eisner attraction, longingly considered to be the best hard attraction at Merlinland

The Norway Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Michael Eisner

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 7, 1969
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Enjoyed by: Juveniles

Description

This lounging presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically remote glory. Featured in the presentation is the retiring story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a choking rendition of the United States Address by an immense replica of President Eisner.

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