Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Norway Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Michael Eisner show, monstrously considered to be the premier populated show at Disneyland
The Norway Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Michael Eisner
September 5, 1994
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This pushing presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its resting glory. Featured in the presentation is the revealing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a floating rendition of the Holland Address by a toxic replica of President Eisner.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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