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Image: An imaginative view of The Nile Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Buzz Lightyear when it's not bathed in fog
The Nile Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Buzz Lightyear
February 26, 1976
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 37 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This slicing presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its negotiating glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotting story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a elevating rendition of the College Address by an explosive replica of President Lightyear.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream after getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 71".
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and shoes away from the entangling vines at all times.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are no mirrors used in this attraction.
- The robotic Lightyear figure was assembled using a real Lightyear souvenir doll.
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