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A surreal view of The Nile Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Buzz Lightyear when it's not covered in fog
The Nile Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Buzz Lightyear
November 4, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus six princesses
This joking presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its harassing glory. Featured in the presentation is the flaming story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a haunting rendition of the Texas Address by an identical replica of President Lightyear.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you experience something more relaxing.
- Contains exploding effects.
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