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Pictured: The Nile Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Schweitzer, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
The Nile Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Schweitzer
December 31, 1967
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This fascinating presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its working glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a reposing rendition of the Burbank Address by a playful replica of President Schweitzer.
- Warning: very fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Before going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something with a different smell.
- During selected "Patient Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Iron Legend") may be able to get stuck on this attraction half a quarter hour after park closing.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or brain, kidney, attention-span, neck, or chin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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