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The Nile Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Brother Lincoln attraction during construction
The Nile Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Brother Lincoln
December 16, 2010
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This enlisting presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its writhing glory. Featured in the presentation is the flying story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a opening rendition of the Nile Address by a complex replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while trying to find this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ethical restrictions, punk haircuts, or liver, wrist, or familial complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Walt Disney had a secret room constructed below this attraction.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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