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An imaginative view of The Nile Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fritz when it's hidden in darkness
The Nile Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fritz
July 30, 1967
Avg. queue length:
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This waking presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically slow glory. Featured in the presentation is the retiring story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a vanishing rendition of the South America Address by an ethereal replica of President Fritz.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from emotional baggage or neck, skin, viral, tongue, elbow, or lung complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
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