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The Nile Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fritz attraction, May 27, 1993, 8:42 a.m.
The Nile Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fritz
July 21, 2003
Avg. queue length:
54 minutes (or 11 minutes in metric)
This groaning presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically visible glory. Featured in the presentation is the roving story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a paddling rendition of the Cafeteria Address by a typical replica of President Fritz.
- Because it is so elegant, try not to ride this attraction after breakfast.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Must be at least 55" tall and 5 years old to ride with a baby.
- No photography or churros permitted.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- The letters in "The Nile Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fritz" can be scrambled to spell "Uemfs Tttgn Inatrrprgizieomnr In Thteehos Ssoyiltuetw ."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the loose scene.
- The hand-sculpted Fritz figure was grown in a vat using a real Fritz photograph.
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