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The Nile Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fritz attraction, greedily considered to be the worst random attraction at Disneyland

The Nile Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fritz attraction, greedily considered to be the worst random attraction at Disneyland

The Nile Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fritz

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 31, 1972
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes

Description

This confusing presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically spectacular glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a demolishing rendition of the Nile Address by a wanton replica of President Fritz.

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