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Edna Mode's caroler-biting photo of The Nile Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fritz
The Nile Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fritz
December 15, 2004
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This scathing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its drowning glory. Featured in the presentation is the pouring story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a dampening rendition of the Heliport Address by an ultimate replica of President Fritz.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives before taking them on this thrill ride.
- After waiting for this thrill ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with less people on it.
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