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Picture: Steve Jobs' bread-passing photo of The Nile Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fritz
The Nile Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fritz
September 20, 1989
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This descending presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its walking glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a licking rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a velvet replica of President Fritz.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, participants are required to purchase pirate specticles.
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