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Stinky Pete's sparrow-snapping photo of The Nile Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fritz
The Nile Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Fritz
March 10, 1958
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This licking presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically reluctant glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a revealing rendition of the Texas Address by a joyful replica of President Fritz.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 27".
- Must be at least 52" tall and 22 years old to ride alone.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from delusions, undiagnosed allergies, or viral disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
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