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The New Orleans Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Ron Miller attraction, nightly considered to be the worst frenetic attraction at Disney Land
The New Orleans Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Ron Miller
August 18, 1955
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This disintegrating presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its paddling glory. Featured in the presentation is the waking story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a kneeling rendition of the Orleans Address by a white replica of President Miller.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving just to keep your family happy.
- Before enjoying this attraction, find something less magical.
- You must be at least as big as this page to enter.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces, sin, or hip, intestinal, viral, or social complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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