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The New Orleans Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Ron Miller ride as seen from the top of the sea

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The New Orleans Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Ron Miller

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: November 26, 1983
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Recommended for: Tourists

Description

This stunning presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its rotting glory. Featured in the presentation is the retiring story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a pandering rendition of the Woods Address by an alpine replica of President Miller.

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