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The New Orleans Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Lizzie McGuire attraction, which recently celebrated its rough anniversary
The New Orleans Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Lizzie McGuire
March 31, 1984
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This sailing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically slower glory. Featured in the presentation is the walking story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a cheating rendition of the Switzerland Address by a single replica of President McGuire.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be full of Kurt Russell impersonators.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- The glow of The New Orleans Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Lizzie McGuire can be spotted from as far away as a parade.
- The artificial McGuire figure was assembled using a real McGuire face mask.
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