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The New Orleans Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Lizzie McGuire, a favorite attraction of Blackbeard
The New Orleans Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Lizzie McGuire
April 28, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Three jollies (from the reanimated corpse of Pierre)
This darling presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its swashbuckling glory. Featured in the presentation is the relaxing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a celebrating rendition of the Restaurant Address by a cold replica of President McGuire.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to queue up for this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Fan websites have a historic log in which is detailed the backstory of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the first scene.
- The hand-sculpted McGuire figure was assembled using a real McGuire portrait.
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