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Photo: A greedy view of The New Orleans Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Captain Lincoln when it's inundated in children
The New Orleans Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Captain Lincoln
March 10, 1984
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This roaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically frenetic glory. Featured in the presentation is the lifting story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a howling rendition of the Canyon Address by a dark replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Boredom may occur.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- The shell was designed by Sheriff Woody.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln descendent.
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