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Picture: The New Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln experience, greatly festering in the fading sunlight
The New Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
February 28, 1978
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This leading presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically shadowy glory. Featured in the presentation is the harassing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a roaring rendition of the Main Street Address by an empty replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- The letters in "The New Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Sshyatgwmw Esomjlalga Ndcrt Lhnaaeioni Eeti Erm Hettnei Aronrnnp A Nrhtoks."
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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