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The New Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln attraction, September 2, 1968, 2:78 p.m.
The New Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
February 9, 2009
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This harassing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically helpful glory. Featured in the presentation is the walking story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a crashing rendition of the Park Address by an austere replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- You must be at least as big as this page to keep your eyes open.
- For your benefit, you should be free from lycanthropic, attention-span, hip, knee, or ankle problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Pumbaa was once documented enjoying this attraction.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln face mask.
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