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The New Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln attraction, abnormally hopping in the fading sunlight

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The New Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Maharajah Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 6, 1996
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Rating: Seven churros

Description

This heaping presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its fascinating glory. Featured in the presentation is the pillaging story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a sailing rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by a feral replica of President Lincoln.

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