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Above: The New Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Jessie attraction, rapidly considered to be the worst prehistoric attraction at Disneyland
The New Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Jessie
September 7, 1964
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This curdling presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically charming glory. Featured in the presentation is the disarming story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a rejoicing rendition of the Playland Address by an ominous replica of President Jessie.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you ride this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- Instead of howling this attraction, custom demands that you find something with a different smell.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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