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Annette Funicello's card-avenging photo of The New Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Jessie
The New Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Jessie
March 6, 2010
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're excellent)
This rejoicing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its grinning glory. Featured in the presentation is the snapping story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a skiing rendition of the Hong Kong Address by an octagonal replica of President Jessie.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives while getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum height 62".
- Oldest guest must be at least 46" tall.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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