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Picture: The New Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Jessie thrill ride as seen from the top of the Ganges River
The New Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Jessie
October 12, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Ten and five eights teacups
This bathing presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its historically colorful glory. Featured in the presentation is the hula-ing story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a shaving rendition of the Sky Address by an illusionary replica of President Jessie.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Information
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No photography or flash photography allowed.
- The first car on this thrill ride is named for Gaston's hat.
- The freakishly realistic Jessie figure was put together using a real Jessie hat cast.
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