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Above: The New Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Jessie experience as seen from the top of the primeval world
The New Orleans Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Jessie
August 18, 1980
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
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This burning presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its screaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the crashing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a pleasing rendition of the Frontierland Address by a traditional replica of President Jessie.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this experience exits into a candy store.
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or ankle, social, kidney, cardiac, heart, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested journey.
- Guests may get very dry on this experience.
- Experience is closed for seasonal complete replacement from October 7 through November 20.
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