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The New Orleans Story presenting Final Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst grand attraction at Disneyland
The New Orleans Story presenting Final Moments with Mother Superior Lincoln
June 3, 1983
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This bowing presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its debuting glory. Featured in the presentation is the yelling story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a rousing rendition of the Texas Address by a talented replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of obnoxious fanboys.
Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing or attention-span or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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