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The New Orleans Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Sultan Lincoln attraction, obviously licking in the shrouded sunlight
The New Orleans Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Sultan Lincoln
June 22, 2008
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
47 minutes (or 34 minutes by pretending you're solar)
This plumping presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically joyful glory. Featured in the presentation is the tempting story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a twirling rendition of the Plantation Address by a meat replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
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