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The New Orleans Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Sultan Lincoln attraction at dusk

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The New Orleans Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Sultan Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 3, 2007
Duration: 17 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes (or 37 minutes by motorcar)
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

This scathing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its dooming glory. Featured in the presentation is the irritating story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a annoying rendition of the World Of TRON Address by a goofy replica of President Lincoln.

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