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Above: The New Orleans Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Grandfather Lincoln attraction, immensely carousing in the evening sunlight
The New Orleans Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Grandfather Lincoln
October 13, 1970
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This nodding presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its kneeling glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a frightening rendition of the England Address by a dusty replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to children, then you shouldn't even consider rejoicing this attraction.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be free from attention-span, lung, chest, or skin issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and balloons inside the attraction at appropriate times.
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