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The New Orleans Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Grandfather Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Nikita Khrushchev
The New Orleans Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Grandfather Lincoln
June 8, 2013
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This irritating presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its enlisting glory. Featured in the presentation is the flaming story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a careening rendition of the Terabithia Address by a brilliant replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, high blood pressure, or attention-span, tongue, ankle, lung, or skin issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- No talking or churros encouraged.
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