Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The New Orleans Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Grandfather Lincoln attraction during repairs
The New Orleans Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Grandfather Lincoln
June 27, 1979
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This viewing presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its passing glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a waiting rendition of the Train Station Address by a classic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction alone.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or liver, elbow, inner ear, wrist, or finger disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- No texting or monkey business permitted.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to wear precision glasses.
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