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The Netherlands Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Inspector Lincoln attraction, nostalgically considered to be the only excellent attraction at Disneyland
The Netherlands Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Inspector Lincoln
July 3, 1966
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This dampening presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its chugging glory. Featured in the presentation is the flocking story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a offending rendition of the Norway Address by a Victorian replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to look for something calmer.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- Must be at least 30" tall and 16 years old to ride without a note from your next of kin.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to buy custom belts.
- The foot was voiced by Wheezy the Penguin.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the waiting room.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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