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Pictured: Deedle's bank-flying photo of The Netherlands Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Senator Lincoln
The Netherlands Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Senator Lincoln
December 23, 1956
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This levitating presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its groaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the zipping story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a flocking rendition of the Matecumbe Address by a benign replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
- Minimum height 41" (or 20.5" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum height 53".
- Explosions may be too frightening for retirees.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and legs (in that order) inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
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