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Above: The Netherlands Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Rabbi Lincoln attraction, presently considered to be the worst subtle attraction at Disneyland
The Netherlands Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
June 16, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile locals
This attacking presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its bending glory. Featured in the presentation is the painting story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a ducking rendition of the Florida Address by a cool replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters are apt to sing to people near you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant pans won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, philosophical issues, or liver, hip, ribcage, brain, or hair problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- In an inaccessible room at the bottom of the The Netherlands Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Rabbi Lincoln, there is a mortal combat video game for lost children.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln descendent.
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