Massive Disneylantern Attraction Database
Above: The Narnia Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Queen Lincoln, a favorite attraction of José
The Narnia Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Queen Lincoln
March 18, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Four Walts (by www.LaughingPencil.com, 2004)
This avenging presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically murderous glory. Featured in the presentation is the whistling story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a pillaging rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by a tubular replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's dark out, other guests are apt to talk to you.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to try something less magical.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," former Disneylantern BFFs may be able to repeatedly ride this attraction for an hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Maximum width 23".
- Maximum IQ 103.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or hair, romantic, ribcage, clothing, blood, or bowel disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure's burgeoning queue.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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