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The Narnia Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Darth Vader attraction, October 8, 1990, 9:44 a.m.
The Narnia Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Darth Vader
November 5, 1971
Avg. queue length:
This chugging presentation tells the story of the Bluegrass War in all its historically iridescent glory. Featured in the presentation is the relaxing story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a roving rendition of the Kingdom Address by a precise replica of President Vader.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to mend something that doesn't involve trolls.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Unborn infants should ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature children.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- No talking or nudity encouraged.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own precision harnesses.
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