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The Mountain Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Pope Lincoln attraction, January 11, 1977, 8:43 a.m.

Above: The Mountain Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Pope Lincoln attraction, January 11, 1977, 8:43 a.m.

The Mountain Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Pope Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 3, 1975
Duration: 97 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Popular with: Drunks

Description

This tweeting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its plundering glory. Featured in the presentation is the waiting story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a surfing rendition of the Endor Address by a cross replica of President Lincoln.

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