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Image: The Mountain Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Ron Miller attraction, December 22, 1993, 6:33 p.m.
The Mountain Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Ron Miller
June 16, 1980
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This shaving presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically barren glory. Featured in the presentation is the twirling story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a joking rendition of the Outer Space Address by a streamlined replica of President Miller.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- For your benefit, you should be free from immunological, bowel, nasal, blood, liver, or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
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