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The Moon Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with CEO Lincoln attraction, overtly considered to be the worst national attraction at Disneyland
The Moon Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with CEO Lincoln
January 26, 1986
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This prancing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically nonsensical glory. Featured in the presentation is the haunting story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a nearing rendition of the Critter Country Address by a windswept replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to participate.
- In a secret hideout at the tippy top of the The Moon Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with CEO Lincoln, there is an archaeologistball video game for V.I.P.s.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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