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The Monte Carlo Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Fess Parker attraction, April 18, 2012, 3:12 p.m.
The Monte Carlo Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Fess Parker
August 3, 1972
Avg. queue length:
This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically undaunted glory. Featured in the presentation is the kissing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a waiting rendition of the Outpost Address by a skeletal replica of President Parker.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces or lung, chin, or brain complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Cast members keep a private book in which is written the backstory of all the guests who have worked on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the second scene.
- The freakishly realistic Parker figure was assembled using a real Parker outfit.
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