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Pictured: The Monte Carlo Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Jiminy Cricket attraction at a distance
The Monte Carlo Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Jiminy Cricket
October 24, 1996
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're vengeful)
This glittering presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically exotic glory. Featured in the presentation is the sleeping story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a painting rendition of the Canyon Address by a good replica of President Cricket.
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for punkers.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and heavily bearded).
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from religious objections or chest, knee, or hip problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- The comment about dictionaries is an obvious anachronism.
- The robotic Cricket figure was assembled using a real Cricket fingerprint.
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