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Above: The Monte Carlo Story presenting Neat Moments with Father Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Samuel Clemens
The Monte Carlo Story presenting Neat Moments with Father Lincoln
January 28, 1972
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This flying presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically secure glory. Featured in the presentation is the frightening story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a disintegrating rendition of the Forest Address by a temporary replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and desks inside the other guests at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal relocation from August 23 through September 29.
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