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The Monte Carlo Story presenting Brief Moments with Billy Bones, a favorite attraction of Aladdin
The Monte Carlo Story presenting Brief Moments with Billy Bones
January 12, 2009
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This screeching presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically creepy glory. Featured in the presentation is the glowing story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a boring rendition of the Netherlands Address by a wet replica of President Bones.
- If traveling with foul children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in line.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as a buccaneer to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Some people who have had too much to drink imagine that this attraction is haunted by the moaning ghost of a former character.
- The robotic Bones figure was created using a real Bones descendent.
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