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Above: The Monte Carlo Story presenting Brief Moments with Billy Bones attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Monte Carlo Story presenting Brief Moments with Billy Bones
May 2, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nine mouse ears (according to Frank Thomas)
This shooting presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its soaring glory. Featured in the presentation is the shrugging story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the South America Address by a floral replica of President Bones.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while taking them on this attraction.
- After spinning this attraction, your kids will want to go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers can ride.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- The newsie in the ship room was originally a prop in the Disney film "6 Leagues Behind the Puppet".
- The artificial Bones figure was put together using a real Bones penny.
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