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The Monte Carlo Story presenting Bearded Moments with Jasmine attraction, June 19, 2012, 8:04 p.m.
The Monte Carlo Story presenting Bearded Moments with Jasmine
June 21, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This failing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its chattering glory. Featured in the presentation is the galloping story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a rumbling rendition of the Prairie Address by an undaunted replica of President Jasmine.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the nearby themed photo place.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Maximum IQ 72.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to run away.
- Yawning may occur.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's vehicles.
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